if you ever feel you tweet too much about your dog, don’t worry you don’t;
Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 25, 2015
i keep sending ppl videos of dogs skateboarding and they never txt me back i don't understand
— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) July 23, 2016
*sees a dog* *slowly turns head wide-eyed to life's 4th wall* A DOG
— Meredith Gran (@granulac) December 3, 2012
when you see a cute dog in the distance pic.twitter.com/e4b3S3Opq0
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) June 16, 2016
I think we can all agree that dogs.
— donni (@donni) July 23, 2016
u know what i like about people?
— Dory (@Dory) July 24, 2016
Cool date idea:
Bring your dog to my house..then leave
— Shiloh Berger (@BergerShiloh) February 26, 2016
When you say "Oh I'm not a dog person", I just hear "I don't like happiness". Sorry.
— Cathawhompus (@cathjenkin) February 29, 2016
when ur a dog person and u havent hated on cats in ten minutes pic.twitter.com/ZM2d8Nbqhw
— emma frost (@elibradleys) January 30, 2016
date a girl who gets distracted by dogs not dudes
— ⠀ (@champagnefeeIs) July 25, 2016
I believe in love at first sight because I fall in love with every dog I see.
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 9, 2014
I wish my dog was a professional driver. I'd never get an uber again. pic.twitter.com/mmsmGlDo1e
— Katie Sullivan (@quirkykatie) February 23, 2016
Me when a human does in a movie: aw that's too bad.
Me when a dog dies in a movie: OH GOD WHY PLEASE NO WHY
— Mallory Bitterman (@mallorybitterma) February 10, 2016
if I've learned anything in my short 16 years of life it's that PEOPLE WHO AREN'T OBSESSED WITH DOGS CANNOT BE TRUSTED
— podge (@paigelynn_) July 18, 2016
Make friends with dogs instead of humans BC humans disappoint and dogs never do.
— Diamond White (@diamondwhite) July 24, 2016
I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 8 not to be.
— Mrs. Stinsfire (@Rajyah_) February 6, 2015
When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs pic.twitter.com/t2E13mhD4k
— Pryce (@nickpryce4) February 27, 2016
Someday my kids will be like, "hey mom, can we get another puppy" and I'm gonna be like, "heck yeah what a great idea" & we'll have 76 dogs
— Stevie Burries ♛ (@sburries14) October 15, 2015
Do not apologize for ur dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) March 2, 2016
why can't more people be like my dog/jump up and lick my neck while wiggling frantically whenever they remember i'm in the room ??
— Emily Henry (@EmilyHenryWrite) February 28, 2016
when you go to a party and they have a dog that you didn't know about. pic.twitter.com/e0HgVP8ZkC
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) February 25, 2016
[second day as a bartender]Customer: just a water please
Me [polishing a wine glass with a sock]: that's what dogs eat when they get hot
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 25, 2016
dogs deserve to live forever
— bubbles (@bubblestbh) July 25, 2016
[Apple Store]“I’d recommend either the 16 gigabyte 34 gigabyte option.”
“Ok so like how many dog pictures is that?” #DogPeople
— BarkPost (@BarkPost) December 28, 2015